TEXAS HIPPIE COOLER

Alright, alright, alright

Y'all all ready to saddle up for a taste bud adventure through the Lone Star State. We're talkin' a taste so authentically Texan, it will have you floating down the Guadalupe River as the summer breeze whispers sweet nothin's in your ear. 

We've roped in the taste of Texas and infused it with a dose of charm that's smoother than Willie Nelson's guitar strummin' skills. With each sip, you'll feel the mellow embrace of 4.20mg of emulsified hemp extract melting your stress away like butter on a hot biscuit. The sweet juciness of the peach will have you feeling like you're sitting in a roadside orchard in Fredericksburg. The tangy citrus of the grapefruit will take you on a trip down to the grapefruit groves of the Rio Grande Valley. The cucumber is as cool and refreshing as a dip in Jacob's Well. It's like a spa day for your taste buds. With only 8g of sugar, it's sweet without sendin' you on a sugar rollercoaster that'd make the Texas Cyclone jealous. And with just 31 calories, it's as light as a butterfly flutterin' through fields of vibrant Bluebonnets.

Texas Hippie Cooler isn't just a seltzer - it's an expression of freedom, a vibe that resonates with your inner free spirit. Whether you're wreck'en a tailgate in Lubbock, chillin' lakeside in Austin, two-steppin' under the Fort Worth skyline, or gatherin' 'round the fire pit with good friends in Big Bend, let our seltzer be your trusty sidekick on this wild ride we call life.

Embrace the chill, elevate your vibrations, and let your inner hippie shine, Texas-Style. 

Cheers, y'all!